awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

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tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

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The Great Gazoo

derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo

"Another great performance by the Great Gazoo"

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Vagina

my breakfast

This morning I ate my gf's vagina.

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super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.

Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"

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Wolf

The ancestor of our dog, the carnivorous wolf is also related to animals such as the coyote, fox, and dingo. Wolves are endangered, but humans are beginning to open their eyes to previous mistakes and helping wolves make a comeback. Wolves live in packs with a hierarchy, consisting of the only mating pair, the alpha male and female, followed by the beta pair to take over in case something happens to the alpha(s). The lowest in rankings are the omega. Omegas eat last and can be treated very poorly.
Wolves generally hunts rabbits, deer, elk, and sometimes moose. There has never been a recorded attack on a human by a healthy wolf in North America. Myths with wolves may have arisen when humans in witnessed wolves eating the corpses of other humans, who died of other causes. Upon sight of humans, most wolves will run.
There are many types of wolves, including grey wolves (canis lupus) and red/Mexican wolves (canis rufus).

How's that for helping with your report on wolves?

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hick billy

people from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb ass sayings like "aint no sense ruinin 2 familys" or "if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family". they like to sing songs to the "footloose" song usually containing these words"hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots...relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack..." and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a documentary on it once.
They also breed like rabbits.

That damn cletus, he got mary lue, his sister, cousin, mother, and grandma, pregnant again. thats about the 12th time isnt it?

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