Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

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Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

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Venetian Sunrise

A sexual move in which, as the man is getting a boner, the woman gives him a blowjob, trying to get him to cum before his erection is in full bloom.

Barry gave me the best Venetian Sunrise ever on Friday, it was insane.

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douche fag

when you wanna call someone a douche bag but realize its overused, so you add fag at the end instead.

shut the fuck up you fucking douche fag

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spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons!

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F.a.S.b

Fetal Attack Squad Bitches
Name given to the female members of the F.a.S

jenna jo, kelci jo, sami jo, acst...j, rika suave, zena, heyn

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coocoo

1. A clock
2. A very annoying bird
3. Someone that has heard too many coocoos in his life aka "cooc"

1. That fucking coocoo clock is getting on my nerves!

2. That Fucking coocoo bird is pissing me off!!

3. AAAHHH ooblykaaa!!! I CANT STAND IT!!!!! AAAHHHH OOOHHH EEEE AAAHHH.
-- whoa, that guys a cooc

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