Kung Pow

greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me

"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"

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premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

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intersexual

The now "appropriate" word for a hermaphrodite(a person born with both a penis and a vagina), after the old word became offencive.
A word that mallcore teeny boppers don't understand and makes for a very entertaining time to mess with them about it until they eventually give up and look it up.

Me: You're such a poser.
Poser: l0l no UR a POSER u POSER hermafatitde!!!22
Me: First off, I'll say that I actually idon't/i have a penis, that it's very ignorant of you to use that word as an insult, and a crappy one at that. Second off, the correct term is "Intersexual."
Poser: lol u m33n BISEXUL sT00piD!
Me: No, it's Intersexual.
Poser: l000000l das Not a WUURD LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!1!one!eleventy

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576

A Hungarian videogame magazine.

Did you got the new issue of 576 in the mail today?
No.
Why?
'Cause it's being made in Hungary, so I have to wait to get it...

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swaziland

funniest named country on earth, personal favorite

the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself

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christian

One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.

George W Bush is a Christian. Enough said.

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Fk

Short for the term fuck commonly used in IRC

Fk u u fkn fgt fk.

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