Tarun

“Tarun” will always be remembered as one of the more intellectually advanced street thugs in Britain during the new Millennium. Some say he was put on this earth for strictly two reasons,

1. To satisfy multiple women sexually by providing multiple orgasms on numerous occasions.
2. In order to change the Hip-Hop industry for the better with underground sounds (otherwise referred to as boom-choones) such as “Schools Out” and “Murked by an Indian (Unreleased)”.

Some speculators suggest “Tarun” may even be one of the most notorious Gangstas the United Kingdom has seen since the Yardies took over Blindley Heath in 1999. It seems to be clear that drug-dealing, prostitution, pirated music sales and general anti-social behaviour is what this guy is all about.

But wait? Who’s the “Tarun” I feel more acquainted with? The glasses-wearing, skinny-looking, blatant-virgin of a bloke? Ah, well that is the reason his name needs to be defined. The great “Tarun” needs not to be publicised. His illegal money making scams are ingeniously put together, while his women friends are hand picked from Playboy mansion. Though many are envious of this lifestyle and greed amongst his comrades will most certainly result in loss of friendship. Therefore this side of him is kept on the downlow. Once you get to know “Tarun” as I have, you will be surprised at how good you feel about your own self. Truly a great/ talented/ awesome man to be noted down in the history books.

Tarun: Hey.
Random Female: OMFG! He spoke to me! No way!

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