People on this website who write real meanings of words, not attempting to give anyone a laugh. They really suck.
Hmm... rap... Damn that urban fancy! I came here for fun, not education!
Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.
Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
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