bbhj

Slang for when a prostitute performs a "Bareback Hand job." (handjob minus the condom)

Fuck! I called this hot skank on craigslist and she gave me the best BBHJ for $40! Thats a steal of a deal if you ask me.

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piss clam

A womens snatch viewed horizontally while urinating; as it resembles that of a Gooey Duct Clam.

"Jessica shut the bathroom door, I don't need to see your piss clam!"

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Ueler

A member of the University Endowment Lands Fire Department. After the UEL Department's imalgimation with Vancouver Fire Department in 1995 the term "Ueler" was addapted as a dorogatory name to describe any lazy firefigher aka "Load".

"Hey look, Rob isn't helping with the rig checks AGAIN."
"Well you can't blame him, Rob is a fucking Ueler and he doesn't know any better."

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yogurt flinger

A male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of ejaculation. The ejaculate resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the urethra.

"O' yeah jennifer, pump my yogurt flinger harder you dirty pig! Thats it... now go clean yourself up."

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