Exclamation mark rule

The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.

Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule

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oralgy

The act of stuffing your face with all the food you got from a delicious buffet.

A soon as I get back to the table, I'm gonna have a huge oralgy on my plate.

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