Ã¥strand

Åstrand is a Swedish family name, originally given by king Gusfav Rövskägg, king of Sweden 920-969, to people of extraordinary high IQ, beauty and bodyshape of Hercules.

One might still be lucky and hear screams like "åååååååååååååstrand" in discos in Stockholm or coastal regions of Finland.

Åååååååååstrand is here!

christer

Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.

Don't fuck with Christer or He fucks you blind!

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