vip

The best company (dead)

YAY VIP

gospod

God in Macedonian.

Thank gospod

Bitola

The worst place you will ever go

Person 1: Hey can you murder me? I'm being forced to go to Bitola
Person 2: *murders*

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Gaser

Someone who thinks they're cool but is really just a wuss and has daddy issues. Mostly come from Balkan countries.

Dude,(insert name) is such a gaser

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sv. toma

The best store in Bitola. (as seen on Solzi i smea)

„Dobre dojdovte vo market sv. toma
Tuka mozite da kupite se za doma
Kozmetika, igracki i se od hrana
Na nashite proizvodi nema mana
Ako ste raspolozeni za pivo i skara
Ja imame najdobrata gradska mesara
Leb, bel peciva i se od testo
Se shto ne mozete da najdete na drugo mesto
Sredredstva za higiena, razni detergenti
Za bezbroj ovolni i redovni klienti
Dojdete i videte za da nemate dilema
Vo nashiot market, nema shto nema!“
-Market sv. toma

marija boshevsknuvash

When someone slowly starts to value your friendship less and less and eventually they leave your life for good.

Person 1: Hi *seen*
Person 1: Zosto me marija boshevsknuvash? (why are you marija boshevska-ing me?)
Person 2: I"M NOT *gets offended*

dragi

A person that is jesus on the earth.

Person 1: Bro dragi was my religion teacher
Person 2: And?
Person 1: He taught us how to walk on water