schwaglissa

An embarrassing, fairly unattractive female you've met on the Internet, whose presence you only tolerate for the purposes of sex.

"She's alright, I'm not gonna marry her or nothin'...just another schwaglissa."

"She's not bad in bed, but she's schwaggy like schwaglissa."

"Did you see that girl's outfit? It's fucking horrendous. Did she go shopping with schwaglissa?"

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Snus

A smokeless, spitless upper-lip tobacco product that originated in Sweden (pronounced: snoos)

Man, pop in a snus, it’s way more discreet than that cigarette. Swedes love it

Snusing

The act of placing snus (a smokeless spit-less tobacco product) under upper lip for discreet enjoyment
(pronounced: snoos-ing)

Dude, stop smoking and start snusing. I was literally snusing during the whole flight.

Alijiah

Alijiahs are often gorgeous. One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet you will most likely always have butterfly's when your around him. He is a charmer he knows how to sweet talk a girl sometimes he can be a bit strange but that is what most people love about him. All the girls want to get with him but he has his mind set on one girl he is loyal to. Alijiahs are the best boyfriends there are if you don't have one find one and stay with him

Girl 1 "that guy Alijiah is bomb"
Alijiahs gf "ya I know"

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