Poop bubble

Person who tries to draw attention to their medium size rear end using explicit attention seeking attire, posture or walk.

Ugh! There goes a poop bubble by me.

Poop Pimple

Person who tries to draw attention to their small rear end using explicit attention seeking attire, posture or walk.

Ugh! There goes a poop pimple by me.

jerk

a person(typically a guy) who has no money or does not spend lavishly on a potential partner.

(Lady) Guy on the dating site is a jerk.