"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".
Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.
Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"
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v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.
Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!
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Means something went terribly wrong.
Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."
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n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.
"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."
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The reason I'm still a virgin.
In World of Warcraft, I'm a level 70 Paladin.
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Pornography for comic nerds.
One part in Watchmen has a girl getting gang-banged by a bunch of blue dongs.
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