Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp

It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse

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big shag

Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'

You alright big shag ?