Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

Shinkle

(Verb) the act of transferring fecal debris from the small spoon to the larger style spoon during the act of strenuous cuddling.

“Hold me closer tiny shinkle...”
“Your love is like bad cuddling, bad cuddling is what I need whoooa” (shake it up but not too much if you’ve been eating beans