Fucktard

a person who is totally aware of the correct way to do something, yet chooses to do so wrongly.

Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.

"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"

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WalMart

-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.

-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"

ISIS

The Incredibly Stupid Idiot Society.

ISIS are a bunch of dumbasses.

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I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

4am TV shows

Those wierd TV shows that come on at 4am. No matter what channel you're on it will have 4am TV shows. Examples include Joe Pera Talks with You, Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, George Lopez, and others.

I woke up at 4am yesterday and turned on the TV and couldn't find anything I normally watch. Just 4am TV shows.

Teenager

Ok, learning time.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.

Edgelord

•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
•food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.

•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.

I am a Teenager.

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

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