Martinated

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin

Ha! You just got martinated!

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October 18

A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parents’ weak pullout game.

An October 18th Poem

It’s my birthday
it’s a great day

Tom Holland told me that he’s not gay
but he let me do him anyway.

And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me

And let me just say
he loved going low for me

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