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The state of being insulted by someone named Martin
Ha! You just got martinated!
A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parents’ weak pullout game.
An October 18th Poem
It’s my birthday
it’s a great day
Tom Holland told me that he’s not gay
but he let me do him anyway.
And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me
And let me just say
he loved going low for me