banus

The space between your testicles and anus (balls and anus= banus). See taint.

John kicked me between the legs, but he got me behind the balls, right in my banus.

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snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.

Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.

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swinger

A married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple.

Dick and Jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a sexual experience.

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nail

1) To strike an object with another object, i.e. to hit a baseball with a baseball bat.

2) To make a goal in a sporting event.

1) C'Mon man, nail that ball out of here!

2) I tried to nail a shot from halfcourt but it missed the goal altogether and struck my five-year-old brother between the eyes.

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crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

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death shit

A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you.

I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.

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fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

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