The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.
Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.
1) To strike an object with another object, i.e. to hit a baseball with a baseball bat.
2) To make a goal in a sporting event.
1) C'Mon man, nail that ball out of here!
2) I tried to nail a shot from halfcourt but it missed the goal altogether and struck my five-year-old brother between the eyes.
1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.
2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.
I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you.
I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.
1) A penis.
2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.
When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.
The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
To vomit or "blow chunks".
If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.
Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.