Alex

Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves

They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.

If you come across an Alex run at all costs

John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"