Lagboat

Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.

You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!

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