Kolja

{ ‘kool ‘ja} (other spellings: Kolya, Kolia)
A short term originally describing an outstandingly handsome, male human being (often blonde) residing in Europe, mainly Germany.

Today it’s mostly used as an abbreviation to describe an intellectual over-performer exceeding at solving challenges that haven’t even been discovered yet.

Person A: “Our project won’t reach its goal in time. We urgently need him, Kolja.

Person B: “So why don’t you hire Kolja from Cologne, Germany?”

A: “How can we find him?”
B: “Just google his nickname, “@koljait”.

Covfefe

Noun. A late night text(post) that one executes poorly to the point of incoherency.

"Sorry about the covfefe I sent last night, I was super tired."

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