goonx egg

Swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. The sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk.

I'm only wearing one sock because the other wouldn't fit over my goonx egg

Goonx

onomatopiea for a skateboarding bail, but can also be called on someone when they fuck up or do something funny. May be necessary to alter the starting letter for extreme variations such as poonx, and even stoonx, but the standard is goonx. Said in a kind of stone plunking into water low to high way. The result of a goonx is often a goonx egg.

Barry hangs up on the manny edge, falling 5 ft into the concrete flatbottom simultaneously shattering arm and shoulder into millions of razor bone fragments.
spectator: "Goonx!"

zikk

when something is so sick it's actually zikk

That's so sick its zikk

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Pet Sematary

Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon

Gomers standing too close to the pipe are at higher risk of Pet Sematary and/or massive head trauma

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doccin

abbrev. of documenting

what you been up to?
oh u know, doccin gigs, rinsin footy, pimpin vids

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Tranny

Skate slang for a transition. A tight tranny is a sharp transition into vert

Barry and Mark should be in the Guiness Book for trikking double on the tightest tranny in MTL.

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l2l

abbreviation of 'look to left' used in extreme geeking situations where you are texting someone who is actually in the room with you.

user1:"Wtf?! where u skypin from?"
user2:"l2l"

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