Ubayd

Ubayd is a swearing MANIAC. He's OBSESSED with pigeons and has some emotional attachment to his COAT HAT. GOSH! He is smart yes but his writing technique is atrocious. Yes he is funny but in the stupidest way. and you can notice him from MILESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS away.

Boy: 'is that Ubayd?'
Girl: 'unforntunately, yes'