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The sexyest sex-beast alive, has no soul. Likes To puke onto his/it's penis and then fap. Usually, he flyes around his/it's home by swinging his/it's dick around 40 times per second. Usually found in gay bars and/or in a local theather as a ticket seller. Small chance that he/it will grow up as a sexual molester, but when it happens, Kim Yong-Il Will wake from his beauty sleep and scratch his balls.

Zookeeper: and if you look to your right, you'll see a wild urve in it's natural living place: a white van.

by UrveUrvitaja January 11, 2014

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