Faghurt

A gay man whose obsessed with yoghurt.

"Mitch is mincing over to the fridge again to get another muller corner, faghurt!"

blood bumming

The perseverence of anal sex even when the reciprient is bleeding out...

Ted got caught blood bumming by his mum last night!

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Oiled Up

The act of lubricating oneself in oil before sex to minimise friction.

Ian oiled up before inviting Phillip round for a game of nude charades.

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Scat-Trap

A Clap-Trap with some serious bowl issues.

Ian : Pal, I was on sanctuary the other day and Clap-Trap spent the whole time in the traps! He weren't clapping though.

James: Can call him Scat-Trap?