tearstore

n. a store dedicated entirely to just onions

Jack went to the tearstore in the mall.

tiyryvw

the spelling of "youtube" except each letter is one off to the left on the keyboard

I tried to type "youtube" blindfolded, but I accidentally spelt "tiyryvw!"

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!