Falgey

A man with an uncontrollable urge to eat Chinese cuisine.

Mumbles all speech. Similar to Beaker from the muppets.

Will use toilet paper twice as he is that cheap.

Falgey like Chinese

Falgering

To give disappointing and unsatisfactory sex.
If you receive a falgering it will result in pregnancy.

Commonly used with falged

“Well that was falgering”

“I feel like that was falgering”

“You have now had a falgering”

Falged

To be left unfulfilled and disappointed.

Also man with little penis.

“I was left falged”
“You have now been falged”
Your falgering me”