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When you have a party by yourself because you have no friends
I have no friends so I'm throwing a pity party
According to Christians, all atheists are dumb, attack christians, and worship satan
In reality, not all atheists attack religious people, and they can be smart, and they don't choose to worship anything. Its more like the Christians attacking the atheists. they are normal people like you and me.
I have many atheist friends, and they respect what i believe
Atheist: I'm an atheist
Christian: you are stupid for believing in no god. you are gonna go to hell
Atheist: Its great that you're a christian, i just choose to be an atheist
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This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit
Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit
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What happens when you try to type ¯\_(ã)_/¯ on Reddit due to its formatting system (\ is an escape character)
Who is your most favorite person in the world?
User: ¯_(ã)_/¯
Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.
Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.
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Piss from a horse that drank cider
Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider