Twintuition

When twins finish each others sentences and/or thoughts. It also can be used to describe shared feelings.

Me and my twin sister had twintuition the other day when she finished my joke.

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keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together

1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."

LQTM

A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.

That is pretty funny loll.
LQTM

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Joggernaut

An obease jogger. A fat jogger whom nothing can stop.

Look at that Joggernaut, don't get in his way he may trample you.

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Forgetful Roses

Roses sold at graduations, dance recitals, gas stations, or outside any other moment when flowers are given. The point being to take advantage of men who forget to buy them and gouge up the price. If identified as forgetful roses the problem is not solved but infact multiplied.

Man those forgetful roses are pretty expensive. Nothing says I love you like gas station flowers.

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