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Shakiah

That one bitch who will steal your vodka bottle and Chung it all, she’s always the one to bring alcohol to every single occasion. Catch her twerking on a coffee table

Guy: can we get drinks for the party tonight?
Girl: Ask Shakiah

by UwUdick March 6, 2019


Kim

A bad thicc bitch. She will threaten you for pie with her Russian accent. You may see her and think she is beautiful, good for you, just try to get past her dad who is also Russian.

Guy: Who’s that cutie over there?
Girl: that’s Kim, you better watch out or she’ll rip your head off

by UwUdick March 6, 2019


Keili

That one chick who falls in love with every girl she sees, watch out boys Keili is about to steal your bitch

Boyfriend: Babe let’s go the other way

Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Ally

That one girl who gives you the death stare in the middle of class. Sends shivers down your spine, bodies aching all the time.

Guy: Bro why does that girl scare me so much?
Guy2: Oh that’s just Ally

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

3👍 3👎


Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

by UwUdick March 7, 2019

2👍 1👎


Axel

A sad soul who finds life in the game of Minecraft, he features blue hair swept over his face. A basic man who will make horrible puns

Guy: I want to play Minecraft

Girl: You’re such an Axel

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Emmy

Her name sounds sweet doesn’t it? Well don’t judge a book by its cover, she’s that athletic dominate girl who will take charge by spiking a volly ball at your face.

Girl: Omg here comes Emmy! Run
Guy: Why? Emmy is so sweet

Girl: SHE WILL DOMINATE YOU!!!

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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