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Noah

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.

NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?

by UwUdick March 7, 2019

1👍 1👎


Kim

A bad thicc bitch. She will threaten you for pie with her Russian accent. You may see her and think she is beautiful, good for you, just try to get past her dad who is also Russian.

Guy: Who’s that cutie over there?
Girl: that’s Kim, you better watch out or she’ll rip your head off

by UwUdick March 6, 2019


Shakiah

That one bitch who will steal your vodka bottle and Chung it all, she’s always the one to bring alcohol to every single occasion. Catch her twerking on a coffee table

Guy: can we get drinks for the party tonight?
Girl: Ask Shakiah

by UwUdick March 6, 2019


Walter

An old man who sits at a diner and tells you his war stories

Walter: back in my day... we used to read newspapers instead of TV

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

5👍 4👎


Tayler

We are never ever, ever getting back together
We are never ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together
Like, ever

Oh no it’s that one bitch Tayler again, we are never getting back together

by UwUdick March 6, 2019


Tysen

Not the chicken brand but the bitchiest boy, Tysen. Don’t underestimate him, Tysen is full of memes and will always be sure to assert is dominance along with popular fortnite dances.

Guy: Who’s that loser doing that fornite dance over there?

Guy2: Oh that’s just Tysen

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

17👍 22👎


Emmy

Her name sounds sweet doesn’t it? Well don’t judge a book by its cover, she’s that athletic dominate girl who will take charge by spiking a volly ball at your face.

Girl: Omg here comes Emmy! Run
Guy: Why? Emmy is so sweet

Girl: SHE WILL DOMINATE YOU!!!

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

11👍 4👎