Sonic Youth

A band that is essentially famous for being absolute shit.

For some reason their fans adore them because of this.

Person A: Sonic Youth were part of the "American Underground" duh, they helped start alternative rock!

Person B: They sound like a dog molesting a cat in the anus.

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Patriotism

1. Someone who merely loves his/her country and believes it is ultimately a force of good despite what others may think.

2. A term conservatives identify with enough to be able to tolerate incessant liberal whining.

3. A term many liberals will whine about.

4. A term conservatives will abuse, thus pissing off liberals causing them to whine more.

Far-left hippie ideological douchebag nutcase: I hate my country, it is a force of evil. I am not a patriot. Fuck America. Fuck Capatilism. Fuck patriotism.

Typical liberal: I love my country but believe it is seriously flawed and a major problem in the world.

Typical conservative: I love my country and believe it is ultimtely a force of good in the world.

Far-right facist psychopath: I love my country so much that other countries should do as we say or die.

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Watermelon

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.

Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"

Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"

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