kevin federline

luckiest bastard in the world. the man you wish you were right now.

Kevin Fedrline is banging Britney Spears, you're not.

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cut corners

to do a really half assed job

billy cut corners to save money on building the house

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Axl Rose

a man that defines the word "Ego". he treats his fans like shit, and only shows up at concerts whenever he feels like it.

Gun N Roses would've been legends if Axl could just keep his ego in check.

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Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.

$11.00 service charge? what the hell?

284👍 66👎

Kwar

southern dialect for "queer"

you Kwar boy?

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Slime In The Ice Machine!

a popular Houston phrase, coined by Marvin Zindler, an investigative reporter that helps shut down filthy restaurants.

altogether: I SAID SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!

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Haruhite

A rabid fan who worships the series "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya". you will find them in any anime community as of the last year. basically they could be considered the new RIF/Narutard.

Haruhite: OMG Mikuru is so KAWAII!!!

67👍 45👎