When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed thatâs itâs not even worth it
I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.
Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girlâs left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.
âHey sis, Maw and Paw are out in Talladega for the race tonight, wanna do an Alabama body shot?â
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