Oppicidence

You say something and the complete opposite happens in the next moment. An "opposite coincidence."

"I like to be safe and clear the gun", BOOM. "hey, an oppicidence, i'll get a towel".

Fictorious

Manipulating by means of a lie, a scam or omitting truth in order to win.

The canidate, as usual, was fictorious at the end of the race.

eFLOOD

a kid on a laptop, ipod in ears, in front of a tv on, and texting on the phone.

"I'm not here right now, it's an eFLOOD".

Textings

Try it. No human can correctly pronounce the word, "texts" , it usually comes out as "texs".

"I have sent you several textings about your grandmother has fallen and can't get up".

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Whatifor

Walk into a room and think "what the fuck did i come in here for"

Shit, whatifor. Now I gotta go back to where i was to remember.