Cornwall, Ontario

A small town of about 50'000 people, along the St. Lawrence river on the border of the USA. Consisting of pregnant teenagers, dead-beat pot head dads to go along with them, and wanna be bloods/crips. The adults are usually retired elderly or hillbillies using the welfare system.

In the summer time people gather around areas such as Lock 19 & The Docks where you can get infections from all the shit Domtar dumped in the St. Lawrence River before they shut down. You'll often see girls "scrapping" (AKA fist-fighting) wearing a worn out sweater from the mall, trashy makeup and jean shorts. If you walk down the street you'll usually see a group of hoodlums on their porch and their girlfriends dressed in a bathing suit top and shorts, smoking pot while listening to Gucci Mane or some other rap artist extremely loud.

Area Code: 613

Population: 50'000+

Nicknames: C-wall, Cornhole.
Sectors: East end/Riverdale/North end

1. Teenage girl texting Facebook VIA hospital room: Giving birth to (Insert ghetto-unusual name here). Ttc!
2. White trash pot head: "Yo nigga, wuddup? Wanna smoke a blunt at my house nigga?"
3. White trash mother from Cornwall, Ontario with 4 front teeth, in a bikini while 8 months pregnant on her lawn yelling at her baby daddy: "Get the fuck outta here (baby daddy's name)! I don't need none of your stank ass bitch ass around here!"

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