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ironic logic

a word to describe comprehension of a concept that you initially thought you wouldn't grasp.

I am glad i read that book, now i understand, it was ironic logic really!

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


gutter-slapper

A person, usualy female with a very obscene vocabulary who sleeps with the lowest form of human beings for free.

A gutter-slapper is usually defined as being on drugs with no moral fibre or substance.

Gutter-slappers are regarded as the riff-raff of the community, however they play an important role in the todays culture, as they are becoming one of the fastest growing sports for ugly people. :) without gutter-slappers in our community, there would be a lot of bored unsexxed ugly people.

check out her eye makeup...it makes her look like a gutter-slapper...eeewwwwwww

by VICKI KARMA March 13, 2006

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


QUANTUMIZE

To make your dreams come true. Scientifically, this happens when you think of something you want to do, your thoughts then activate the growth of brain cells. This then guides your subconcious and concious through the steps of manifesting that dream into reality. The trick is, you must act apon those thoughts. Matter = thought + design.

Standing up for the first time creates brain cells that are engaged every other time you get up. If you never stand up again, your brain cells will eventually die off, you will then have to re-think what you need to do to stand up and re-grow those cells.

Billy: I am going to make the top 500 richest people in Australia.

James: Oh yeah! And how do you think you will do that?

Billy: I'll quantumize it. You'll have to wait an see...Do you want a job? I'll make you famous!

Another example is in the original Willy Wonker movie. When Grandpa George had to relearn to stand-up and walk after 30 years or so of staying in bed.

by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


REAKAZOID

A REAK-A-ZIOD is some one who is looks anti-social and systematically unclean. Typically, they are someone with bad taste and who reaks of freakish fetishes of any kind.

I can't go clubbn like this, i haven't even showered or done my hair. Let me have a quick shower, I look like a reakazoid.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.


Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

14πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

11πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


omnicon

Someone who can go from being a nice person into a deceptive opportunist with in nano seconds. One minute they are your best friend, the next they are walking off with the copyright draft of your first novel.

You never know someone is an omnicon beause they are deceptivley friendly and decisive in their plans. An omnicon could very well be classed as a visionary but due to their criminally minded behaviour and outlook, they are never referred to by anything less than opportunist.

How did your house painting go?
well it didnt really, the tradesman turned out to be an "omnicon", i came home to find to find the place emptied out.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž