moron

n. A person whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).

Bush is a moron.

Fusking

Another way to say "fucking"

Theres no fusking way im going to dunk my toes in that mayonaisse.

wabloo

a clan in essex
www.wabloocrew.tk

guy1:wabloo?
guy2:wabloo!
guy1:wabloo....
guy2:wabloo?!?
guy1:... is that all you can say?

blingo

Dee-Devil, you make it obvious that u are one of the whitest white boys ever. If i knew where you lived, i would slap you silly.

You are a lifeless dickhead

hat

1. n. Best cure for baldness...better than rogaine
2. n.Pr. A man who was unjustly put in prison for the murder of 23 babies. He did it in self defence.

Free Hat!

blue screen of death

BSOD, a point in time (almost hourly) where windows finds an error in a patch of memory. "reference error at x0fffffx0ff112" the number jibberish is in hex, like you could find that specific memory point anyway.

I was sitting enjoying my kiddie porn, when suddenly my web page wouldnt load! i clicked furiously on the link, but to my dismay a blue screen popped up and...

(he said no more the awe of the BSOD had him switch to linux immediatly)

dingaling

1."lame cut-down"
2.stupid friend you have..
3.dumbass

mat, you dingaling.
mat, you STUPID dingaling.
mat, you dumbass dingaling.