Gay Checking

The art of sending one of your guy friends or random dude a dildo thrugh amazon with their name and address on the package.

Mainly used as a prank or revenge, it can lead to years of torment and

Guy one: "Dude, did you hear what happened to our one friend? Someone ended up Gay Checking him hella hard! A foot long dildo came in the mail for him, and now everyone knows about it now!"
Guy two: "I know, I'm the one who checked him!"

Fordamtankophobia

The common but irational fear that there is a tank on the other side of a wall. Often felt during war times when tanks and other armed vehicles could be seen or heard.

"It is common to fear the inevitability of war, whether it be loosing something or someone like your children or housing, or be it the sounds of gunshots or vehicles rolling by to cause fordamtankophobia. We must always stay in high spirits and pray for this country." Some Dude In a Black Dress