deuce at the prom

the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.

Dude, I thought I had food poisoning but it was actually a deuce at the prom, I named her Maddyson.

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chipolte stripper

the act of farting in one's face, liken to when a stripper eats mexican food for lunch and then goes to work and lets one rip on a client.

Dude, she was stripping and the next thing I know she pulled a 'chipolte stripper' that totally ruined the mood.

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