Anne Frank

The Anne Frank, is a multiple part sex move. The first move consists of having to have super quiet sex whilst friends/relatives are over so you do not get caught. Immediately after finishing, perform a Dutch oven on your girlfriend to simulate a nazi gas chamber.

Nick and Danielle are secret work lovers. Over morning coffee, Marco asked nick how his weekend was.
Nick : It was alright, my parents were in town and took us out to a nice Mexican restaurant.
Marco : That sounds nice man.
Nick: Yeah, it was until I gave Danielle an Anne Frank and now she's not talking to me.
Marco: Don't worry, she will come around when she wants to peg you again.

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sushi potluck

When a lesbian couple see a female that they have both had sexual relations with at different times.

Kathy and Laura are a married lesbian couple, and they see Jennifer at the mall.

Kathy says "See that girl over there, I used to hit that"
Laura says "What, I dated her for like three weeks...I cant believe we had a sushi potluck with Jennifer"

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