alaskan flu

Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.

"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"

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jazzfucked

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men

Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.

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splout

When someone vomits on an erect penis when giving a blowjob.

"How many dicks do you want to put in my mouth?"
"7"
"I will splout!"

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lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

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