boston yo-yo

The act where one perpetrator begins to defecate on another person and prior to full expulsion on said other person’s chest, the fecal bolus is retracted back into the anus in a “yo-yo” motion, which could, in theory, be continued in perpetuity in a continous, rhythmic, and tantric motion. Prairie dogging meets Cleveland steamer

Dude, I heard Sam totally Boston Yo-yo’s On Joe’s chest, and now they are bffs.