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Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
A form of time travel where the knowledge of your current self is sent back in time to your younger body.
Sometimes I wish I could mind travel and not make so many mistakes this time.
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