blackcine

An ideological "vaccine" that protects politicians from accusations of racism against Blacks.

The left has framed abortion bans as attacks on the reproductive rights of black women; it allows them to advance all their policy priorities while championing their diversity, inclusion, and equity agenda and remaining committed to their female voter base. This functions as a political “blackcine” they believe protects them from the ailment they fear most: accusations of racism.

No More Feelings

Hillary Clinton's 2013 initiative to teach women and girls worldwide to abandon their emotions and become heartless, blindly ambitious harpees just like Hillary.

Thanks to "No More Feelings," every girl in my class acts like a complete bitch.

unuversity

Any institution of "higher education" whose curricula is packed with useless unformation (most of them).

After graduating from a well-known unuversity, Margaret landed a sweet job operating a wheel barrow for minimum wage.

accenterpreter

1. A monolingual American who speaks English to a foreigner in the accent of that foreigner's native language, especially when in that foreigner's country and making a public address.

2. Someone who speaks only English but somehow thinks that speaking it with a foreign accent helps when speaking to a foreigner who speaks English with an accent.

Vice-President Kamala acted as French accenterpreter at the Louis Pasteur Institute in Paris, France.

Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).

Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”

haiku-ku

A hipster attempt at poetry that contains no meter, rhyme or discernible structure (Western of otherwise), but contains a grab-bag of the trendiest social and/or political hot-button terms and clichés floating like turds atop a Waldorf salad of academic-sounding words.

At the poetry slam, she stood at the microphone and spewed a haiku-ku of meaningless social justice jargon, and the hipster audience nodded and nodded then finally applauded.