Feburary 14th
A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
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