Overcummer

A man who, through genetics or a combination of other factors, including, but not limited to, blue balls or edging, unleashes a copious amount of semen when ejaculating.

Racquel: “So, how’s the sexy time with your new man.”
Elena: “Girl, he can fuck all night and is an overcummer, always pulling out and unloading on me like some relative of Peter North or as if he hasn’t nutted in months..

foonie

A self-proclaimed expert in all types of cuisines and culinary techniques, but who is a pseudo-intellectual about food only capable of making ramen noodles to eat while watching Top Chef, Chopped, and Guy’s Grocery Games.

That foonie tried to tell me all about the curry I made from scratch using my Indian family’s traditional recipe, but she thought the dish originated in Louisiana and had to simmer for hours to build a “flavor profile.”