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You don't have an iPod, and you have never wanted an iPod, but you receive a gift card to the iTunes store, and download iTunes on your computer. It quickly becomes an addiction and you are now, iPodangerous.
About two weeks after installing iTunes, Steve Jobs' Nano-Clone invades your brain while you sleep, and you begin to think, "Wow this would be cool if I could take all this music, video, and apps on the go." Then you go spend $200 on a iPhone or iPod, and go into massive credit card debt, because all you do is buy music, apps, movies, and TV shows. Suddenly your credit card stops working, so you go check the balance, and you are maxed out.
You would have been better off buying some Apple stock, and reap the rewards of the 200 million people who are iPodangerous. You will become king of the world when Apple stock reaches $4,000,000 per share, and you will be able to buy a lot more iPods then.
A woman dressed in a Santa suit.
Michael Scott: Don't go over there with Tranny Claus. Come sit on my lap.
"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
When you slap your hands against your stomach making a drum sound.
OK Mike, were going to form a new Body Band, and you will be on the Tumdrum. I will be the air guitar, and Chris is going to be the vocals.
Utilizing cold outdoor temperatures to chill a beverage that has come home from the grocery store at room temperature.
Spendthrift: "Mike is a cheapskate, so to save energy he puts his room temperature case of Beer outside in the winter to cool it to fridge temperature. He calls it Freefridgeration."
When a man gets veneer teeth, hair extensions, tans, waxing, and gear all in an effort to look like a model. In the end he looks like an inbred queer, who no one likes because he sold himself out to fashion.
Rob Dyrdek's cousin Chris "Drama" Pfaff is a Man Dime.
Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.
Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea
Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.
The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.
Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.