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When a dirty ass girl decides that its a better idea to slick her hair back into a ponytail, than it is to take a shower. She pulls it back tight against her head and adds product to make the grease look planned. She isn't fooling anyone.
Teri: Did you see that girl over there with the Southside Slickback?
Val: No but I could smell her.
Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.
While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.
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The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.
That girl that likes to put guys in their place. She doesn't take anything from anyone. She'll take their pride, smash it to pieces and hand it back to them with a smile on her face.
Don't mess with that girl, she acts just like The Teri.
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