God

He is the main character in the fictional work called the bible. Many people however, take this book as truth (See idiot ). Even though he's supposed to be "all-loving", he will send you to a burning pit of fire if you don't worship him. He is the one reason why people are so messed up. He also made the most successful business in the world: Church.

Summary:
God is a deity that is fake.

Christian: Dear God, please give a new car.
*silence*
Priest on microphone:*imitates a deep voice* Okay, but you have to give the priest $3,000.
Christian: Yes master!

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