nuckwee

A moron; a rube; a nuckwee; a simpleton.

"This nuckwee at the train station tried to jump the turnstile and knocked himself out.

awesomosis

Like the scientific term, "osmosis," this is the process by which one's own innate awesomicity is absorbed by those around him.

"Through what can only be described as awesomosis, John's acne ridden, lisping, Halo-playing loser of a roommate became almost equally as popular on campus."