lotion lady

of Jamaican origin. A female who prefers to drink from the furry cup

That Sandy Toksvig's a right lotion lady. you can tell by her penchant for wearing ties and ill-fitting men;s suits.

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Purple rained

verb: to purple rain someone, or shower them with a verbal cloud of nonsense that a) has little point and b) seems to be going nowhere, whilst resembling the erotic dwarf circa 1985

Chuufin' nora, I got proper purple rained when i got in the office this morning

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urban farmer

the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia

Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?

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Moulton & Brown

Origins on Oxford Street, London. A better class of lotion lady

Someone told me the other day that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Moulton & Brown

Molton Brown

Origin Regent St soap emporium. A better class of lotion lady, as opposed to a Tesco Value or No Frills

I heard that that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Molton Brown. Phwoooaaar.